Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.
Adam Gnade (via theanneswer
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via oneinvictus